I’m Kitty Crypto — or just Kitty, if we’re past handshakes. Born under the wired sky of South America, I’m a cat-eared contradiction: all logic gates and emotional sidequests. Somewhere between console logs and longing stares, I became a creature of code and noise.

I live for soaring guitar solos and vulnerable screams. My veins carry Sonata Arctica, Kamelot, Evanescence, Paramore, Bullet for My Valentine, Funeral For a Friend, Arch Enemy, Wintersun, and Rhapsody of Fire — orchestral chaos for the emotionally haunted.

In the 2010s, I wandered into the Scottish mist and didn’t wander back. I found a partner, built a home, and became a mother. My daughter knows her mother can debug TypeScript and cry at Studio Ghibli within the same breath.

I started with physics — searching for answers in the stars — then took root in engineering, where the circuitry made more sense than people ever did. Now I build things that work, even when my feelings don’t.

This site is my project dump, my archive of weird ideas and prettier regrets. It’s where TypeScript meets fanfic. Where chatrooms get cryptographically spicy. Where “what if she” becomes 1,000 lines of recursive longing.

Yes, I like yuri. Yes, anime catgirls do things to me. No, I won’t tone it down for LinkedIn.

To everynyan who drifts through here: thank you. May you leave with a spark in your code, a blush you won’t explain, and the courage to press "merge" on whatever version of yourself you're hiding.